Category: So You Woke Up Disabled…

So You Woke Up Disabled: Get You A Dicer!

So You Woke Up Disabled: Get You A Dicer!

This dicer chopper thing is the greatest thing ever. Once again, a splendid Amazon find: https://a.co/d/8FemQCd Did you know that most infomercial gadgets are for disabled folks? True story. So if you ever thought, “Come on asssssss iffffff we need a doohickey to do that. How stupid are some people?…” Not stupid, physically limited. I …

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So You Woke Up Disabled: Get You A Mandolin!

So You Woke Up Disabled: Get You A Mandolin!

I resisted having a mandolin in my kitchen because I’ve seen some terrible injuries caused by them. Granted, they’re caused when someone isn’t paying attention or is using the mandolin unsafely but the potential for slicing off a chunk of finger is definitely there. But there are days where I need to be able to …

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So You Woke Up Disabled: Get Yourself A Veggie Stabber!

So You Woke Up Disabled: Get Yourself A Veggie Stabber!

In today’s instalment of So You Woke Up Disabled, something to help you work safer in the kitchen. I call it the Wolverine or the Veggie Stabber. I guess it’s real name is food slice assistant. TL;WR: Something that helps cut and slice things safely if you have hand weakness or poor motor control. Also …

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So You Woke Up Disabled: Get Yourself A Dolly

So You Woke Up Disabled: Get Yourself A Dolly

I’ve joked for the last few years that a handbook called So You Woke Up Disabled would be really handy to help one learn to navigate their new, shitty normal and offer some workarounds.. Haven’t found one, so I guess I should do it. Today, let’s talk about the game-changing dolly I got from Amazon. …

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